1. I would love to update Warbot in Accounting, but that stupid Zack Finfrock does the art and right now he’s obsessed with some other gig. Make him feel bad about it, why not.

2. How I Killed Your Master will return! But that stupid Matt Speroni does the art and right now he’s toiling at another project for me like the fool that he is. We’ll share it with you soon! It’ll be worth the hiatus, trust me.

3. Finished writing the 8BT epilogue yesterday! It’s gonna take a while to put together though. Maybe a couple weeks? There’s a lot to it.

4. So, stop sending me emails! It’ll be done when it’s done and it’s gettin’ done.

I found out “armoire” is not in Open Office’s dictionary. Go and check. I’ll wait.

See?

Yup. It’s not important. Just one of those things you notice. Y’know. When you’re writing.

Hum de dum dum.

We got the old forums up and running at a new URL. Your username, passwords, all that jazz, it’s there like nothing happened thanks to the magic of…uh, a database. Which, now that I type it out, is like saying a spreadsheet is a mystical font of knowledge. Big thanks to all the admins for stepping up in a time of crisis and TCB. That’s Takin’ Care of Biznazz to the uninitiated.

Okay, lemme answer a lot of email right here: Yes, that was the end of 8-bit Theater. There might be an epilogue at some unscheduled time in the future. I’m not sure what some of you are looking for in more pages, but I can just about promise you won’t find it in anything I have to add.

And, just to make sure you RSS kids stay hip to the news that got edited into the previous, uh, news (note to self: learn to write) there’s two new Robo-themed shirts and three stickers! Get ’em while they’re hot.

So, one of my Marvel projects is The Avengers and the Infinity Gauntlet. I’m pretty goddamned excited!

Also, all new Atomic Robo stickers and shirts in the store. Use the code GAMER at checkout for 15% off for as long as April lasts.

Over at Nerdy Show we’ve got an episode dedicated to me! And, well, a whole lot of other stuff, but in parts it’s dedicated me! Or more accurately my work on 8BT, HIKYM, Warbot, Robo, and also racism. But that’s not our fault! We’re not the ones who made Pokemon Black and White, where you pit your Black Power Pokemon against your White Power Pokemon in a fight to the death to find out which deserves to live and oh my god Japan what’s wrong with you?

Change of gears. Please!

If you live anywhere in Florida, you should check out this concert going down O-Town way on the 19th. Krondor Krew. Killer Robots. The Protomen. And then an after party at A Comic Shop with drinks and all the bands and you.