I don’t know what you chumps are doing this weekend, but if it’s not Connecticon then I don’t think we can talk any more. Seriously. Don’t give me that “Oh, but Brian, I’ll lose my job,” crap. Or, even worse, the “Oh, but Brian, I live thousands of miles away!” bullshit.

Those aren’t reasons. They’re excuses. And excuses are for the weak. You don’t want to be weak and ugly, do you? I mean, let’s look at what Nietzsche has to say on the subject:

“Do whatever you will, but first be such as are able to go to the goddamn Connecticon.”

Case closed. See you there.

Oh, and we released a video about Emerson Wild: Monster Hunter.