What kind of nerd still reads this site?

YOU!

We’re running a Kickstarter for the newest hardcover edition of Atomic Robo. This one is the very natural pairing of a Home Alone plot with a Die Hard plot and wait a second those are the same thing! It’s just that one of them is a hilarious romp and the other one stars a young Macaulay Culkin!

Anyway, hope you check it out. We’re offering hardcovers (duh), original art, little plastic dudes, prints, and more!

People begged me for twenty years to make a print edition of 8-bit Theater but it was kind of impossible because of all the, y’know, massive copyright crimes. So what we did was this: I typed out every single line of dialog for every single page and then added panel descriptions with full commentaries, new jokes, and new typos! There are over 406,000 words. That’s less than The Bible but it’s much funnier. If you missed the original Kickstarter campaign, don’t worry, because you can grab a copy now through Pledge Manager.

This thing is huge, by the way.

The Limited Edition is NINE POUNDS.

What secrets are inside? A book!

And prints!

And these amazing pins designed by Hannako.

There are tons of other add-ons available too from Atomic Robo to Arise, Ye Skeleton King. This project nearly killed our designer, then nearly killed me, but it is finally ready for delivery! Check it out!

For Zinequest this year I’m doing a little something called 8-BIT THEATER THE ROLEPLAYING GAME WHERE YOU’RE THE LIGHT WARRIORS GETTING ISEKAI’D TO SAVE A BUNCH OF WORLDS BUT IT ALWAYS GOES WRONG BECAUSE THEY ARE REAL BAD AT THIS.

Or, simply, 8BTTRPGWYTLWGITSABOWBIAGWBTARBAT for short.

The gameplay loop is simple. When Light Warriors Do Things they will eventually cause Collateral Damage that makes everything around them so much worse, so they’ve got to Do More Things to work around The Horrible Consequences they’ve inflicted upon the world, but this is literally a vicious cycle that inevitably leads to realizing Oh Ye Gods What Hath We Wrought.

TLDR the game is tuned to encourage you to do terrible/stupid things that will almost always backfire so you can spend most of your time laughing at one another. Honestly, I’m not sure if it’s feasible to “win” but we made it so failure is fun and hilarious the whole time so who cares.

Hello, weirdos and freaks who still visit this website! Thought you might want to know I wrote a whole new danged novel?!?!?

You can grab ebooks through our online store, or itch.io, or Amazon, or join our Patreon where we’ll be serializing a new chapter every month!

Check out the cover below and maybe even read the first chapter. Amazing!

You know how you asked me for a print version of 8-bit Theater? Well, here is the 20th Anniversary Do Not Sue edition. Enjoy!